burma shave
a widely popular innovative brand of shaving cream sold in a jar or tube so it could be put directly on the face without mixing with a cup and brush. famous for it’s highway advertising using consecutive signs with catchy verses.
(burma vita company, 1930’s- 1960s)
“if harmony is…
the thing… you crave… get a tuba… burma shave”
“p-ssing schoolyards… take it slow… let the little…shavers grow…burmashave
“shaving brush…all wet and hairy…trade it in…for sanitary… burmashave
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