burn and return


the act of renting a movie and burning it as soon as you get home and then returning it so you can repeat the process.
tom : “man i don’t have any good movies here.”

jack : “say, you should burn and return like me……….i have thousands of “back-ups” i ripped from dvd’s from blockbuster.”
burn and return, v. to burn and return, burned and returned, burning and returning

1. the act of visiting a public library, checking out a cd or dvd, burning it to your home computer for extended usage, and returning the said media item.
2. the act of borrowing trees, consuming an amount less than or equal to 50% of the total cannabis, and returning the remaining >50% to its original owner.
1. guy 1: i’m making a run out to the library. you wanna come?
guy 2: n-gg-, i don’t read.
guy 1: no sh-t, sherlock. i’m going to burn and return.
guy 2: well f-ckin’ ‘a. that changes everything. lemme grab my sneaks.

2. stingy b-st-rd to “friend”: what the f-ck is this sh-t? you blazed the whole dime! sh-t man, this ain’t no burn and return. what the f-ck am i supposed to do? smoke the bag?!

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