burned the carpet


having s-x with a woman until her v-g-n- hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.
manwh-r-003: man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
manwh-r-004: yeah, i burned the carpet last night, she was out of k-y.

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