Burning Envy
the expirience often felt by persons not going to burning man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.
mike: coming to burning man this year?
nate: no, i have school and other sh-t i need to do.
mike: so what! you can always start school a week late!
nate: no, no i can’t just f-ck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. reality is more important right now.
mike: you should still come.
nate: you just don’t get it do you?
mike: you have burning envy, ha ha!
nate: …
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