burnt bacon
when the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon
when your day is just some burnt bacon
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a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable
i really didn’t do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-court testimony
a term used to describe the p-n-s after a period of s-x or -j-c-l-t–n lasting longer than 30 minutes
burnt bacon- “last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!”
a black lesbian
“man i dont want no d-mn burnt bacon this time”
an idea that is bad or stupid
you and your ideas are so burnt bacon, i hate you
what you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.
i wanted some bacon, so i put that sh-t in the microwave for 24 hours. any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. f-ck.
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