Burnt Hills High School


a broke -ss school in the middle of frickin cow country. despite having no money we dominate in almost every sport. it’s student population consists of pot heads, orange skinned jersey sh-r- cast member wanna-bes, and trackies. burnt hills has little to no diversity and is boring as h-ll. it is a realtively safe school, the closest thing to gangs are the stage crew and trackies. kids from other schools think we are a bunch of rednecks and make fun of us but then they shut the h-ll up when we kick their rich -sses in crew, cross country, football, swimming, soccer, volleyball, lacross, and baseball.
so did we win against burnt hills high school’s soccer team last night?
no! the frickin rednecks kicked our -sses

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