Burnt Ramen
a carefully prepared meal of human feces
to prepare: a man, known as ‘chef.’ pounds the -ss of either a man or a woman until his urethra is tightly packed with sh-t from tip to prostate. chef then pulls out and then drinks the urine of the pounded person until he has to p-ss. when chef’s bladder is about to burst, he p-sses out small strips of sh-t with the diameter of his urethra, with a color similar to that of burnt ramen noodles, into a bowl with the reprocessed urine of the pounded person. serves two.
she loves watching her father p-ss sh-t noodles when preparing a meal of burnt ramen.
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