burnt sienna crayon
a burnt sienna crayon is where you have -n-l s-x with a girl and while you’re doing it, you f-ck her so hard that she bleeds in her -ss, and then you p-ss inside her -ss and keep f-cking. this will cause the blood and p-ss to mix together forming an orange like colour (burnt sienna) and the girl will take a sh-t onto the floor. this piece of sh-t is called a burnt sienna crayon which you use to write your name on her mirror before leaving.
a reference to the burnt sienna crayon is made in the show family guy in the episode “the cleveland loretta quagmire”:
cleveland: “hey baby, how’d you like to go black and then have to make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?”
chick in bar: “sorry, i went burnt sienna and never went back.”
crayola crayon: “ready baby? who’s this clown.”
d-mn i left julia’s place this morning and forgot to give her a burnt sienna crayon. hope she answers my calls.
woman: hey mom, please come over a little later today as i have to clean up the burnt sienna crayon these guys did to me last night.
mom: your father used to do that to me when we were dating, that’s how you were born darling!
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