Burnt Toast With Nutella
when two brown men sh-t into a bowl. one man lays down on the floor and the sh-t is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. the other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. this may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.
danny: “hey harry, you wont believe what i did last night.”
harry: “what did you do?”
danny: “i made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. maybe you would like to try it sometime!”
harry: “mmmmm sounds delicious. i’ll see when i’m off work!”
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