to take v**gr* in the morning and m*st*rb*t* till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances.
a strange hermit found on the coast of west c*mbria.
“andrew, how was that v**gr* i gave you last night?”
“honestly jolo, i had a proper burper!”
“hey martin, have u done a burper?”
“nah jenny i’ve just been in hiding from the man aven’t i?”
- raff s*ss
when you back s*ss a particularly annoying teacher d*mn did you just raff s*ss her that’s brave
- reece riddle
rapper actor producer, has probably f*cked your b*tch on multiple occasions. is known for doing dmt & solving the mysteries of existence. more of a legend than a person. you may remove all the shrouds of mystery and illusion that surround this character, but you may not remove the connection to reece which is prevalent […]
used to describe behaviour that is to be attributed to member(s) of the illuminati. or used to describe anything relating to the illuminati. “wow! that triangle is so illuminatical!” “i will report any illuminatical behavior” used to describe behaviour that is to be attributed to member(s) of the illuminati. or used to describe anything relating […]
- side j*zz
when a guy rubs his d*ck against his inner thigh at high speeds until he j*zzes guy #1: “dude were you just side j*zzing guy #2: “maybe”