Burping the Turtle
when a male engages a female in -n-l intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her v-g-n-.
the “head” of the “turtle” would likely be covered in “mud”, enhancing the illusion.
this fantastical s-xual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in denver, co.
“holy sh-t, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he’s burping the turtle!”
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