burrito baby


the after-affects of eating a large burrito from chipotle or q’doba. the burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.
dude 1: “hey dude, want to grab dinner?”
dude 2: “no way man, i ate at q’doba for lunch and i still have a burrito baby”

or

girl 1: ” omg, i am so full!”
girl 2: “i know, check it out, i have a burrito baby.”

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