Burrito Gauntlet


n. when a person crawls past two lines of men -j-c-l-t-ng on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.
1. “that person was an -sshole! we should make him run the burrito gauntlet.” – oscar

2. amanda: “sally, why is your face so red?”

sally: “surprisingly burritos can leave marks.”

amanda: “burrito gauntlet?”

sally: “yeah.”

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