burrito lung


1. to eat a large burrito in a short amount of time while consuming excessive amounts of fluid. the result is a condition in which the burrito eater has a sudden difficulty breathing as if the burrito had expanded to the point of compressing one’s lung.
as dee and i left chipotle, i experienced the painful and debilitating effects of burrito lung.

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