burrito
a sleeping bag for ground beef
the burrito was worth the round of explosive diahorrea that followed
definitively not the kind of sh-tty food taco bell sells and people thinks that’s mexican food
john: d-mn!! i just saw some big piece of sh-t on the table!!!
dave: dude…that was my taco bell burrito
the act of stealing the covers from one’s spouse by rolling up in them.
my wife burritoed the covers last night and i froze my -ss off!
a wrap made of whatever you want, wraped inside a wheat flour tortilla (a wrap of corn flour tortilla is ataco)
i want some fajita steak burrito
something in which jack barakat likes to f-ck.
jack: i just want to f-ck this burrito!
colussy: no! don’t f-ck the burrito!
a really fat joint
man i wanna hit that burrito
80 years ago or so, burrito did not exist in the spanish vocabulary. it was a word invented by anglo-americans. why? long ago, mexicans would carry their tacos on donkeys to sell to the anglo-american tourist that came to tj. anglos started to say ” burrito” because the spanish word ” burro” means donkey, and now most hispanic and anglo-americans believes burrito is an acutal word. now a days, mexicans have adapted the word burrito into their vocab. even though it does not exist in the language system in mexico.
in reality, there is many words to describe a specific taco a person would want in mexico.
what we call burrito in america is called ” taco” in mexico. a tortilla wraped with anything.
tacos sold at taco stands in tj are called ” taquitos”
tacos sold in del-taco or taco bell do not exist and you will never find them in mexico.
tacos that are hard sh-lled and rolled into guacamole or other sauses are called ” tacos dorados”
other tacos are called…flautas.
many words to many different types of tacos but never called burrito in mexico. other than tj and some northern parts of mexico due to anglo-american tourists.
the act of wrapping someone up tightly in a blanket so that they are fully constrained and then proceeding to f-ck their face
i totally burrito-ed that chick!
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