Burritos Day
a day inspired by the sublime song, “burritos”. you stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. the goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.
bob: dude! i’m gonna have a burritos day tomorrow!
jim: pfft- that’s nothin’! i once had a burrito week!
bob: i’m so sorry.
jim: yeah, it wasn’t fun…
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