Burritto Slug
and all the burritto slugs say, i want i want i want to eat all your food! the best creatures ever. they like to snuggle and eat your lunch 😉 they are amazing and give very special huggsss! when you ahev a burritto slug, you can’t let it go or it will eat the whole townnn! they enjoy carrots and lamberginies (sp). they are beautiful creatures that travel in packs of 2. if they are seperated then they will starve themselves and die, which would be quite unfortunate. there are 2 recorded burritto slugs on earth. not to be mistaken with banana slugs
the burritto slug ate my lunch! the burritto slug ate my lunch!
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