Burt Farp


a guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.
fat b-st-rd was a real burt farp at the funeral. he was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.

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