burted
to achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. attributed to andrew burt, of scotland.
“i was totally burted last night, i had’nt a clue where i was.”
(v) past tense – to have farted and burped simultaneously.
rudy: burp
hal: dude, it smells horrible!
rudy: haha sorry, i burted.
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