Bus Bitch


what it is: the bone bus b-tch runs to grab a bus for the bones only! occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… he/she also enforces the bus rules.

why we do it: so we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?

how it originated: we had to take busses to the metrodome for all home games. because of the move to tcf bank stadium in 2009, the bone bus b-tch plays a lesser role. however, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
what does the bone bus b-tch say: “welcome to the bone bus. the following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
1. a b-tch on the bus
2. a person who constantly rides buses and b-tches about them
3. a person who talks loud on their cellphone on the bus and disturbs everyone
4. something nice to call your friend or any random hoe
yo, natalia is such a bus b-tch.

my gosh that man was such a bus b-tch talking mad loud on his phone on the bus.

stop b-tching about the bus prices going up your beginning to sound like a bus b-tch.

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