Bus blindness


when you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
guy 1: ash just got on and didn’t see us back here. why is she sitting by herself?

guy 2: i know. i swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

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