Bus Crush
that crush you have on the girl/guy that you see on the bus each day but never talk to. whether going to school or work, they are the best part of your daily commute.
the biggest obstacle is finding something worthwhile to say and strike up conversation. plus, there’s always a bus full of people to watch you crash and burn if things get awkward.
“man, there’s this gorgeous blond girl that i see on the bus every day. i’m always tempted to talk to her but i’m worried i’m going to look like a douche in front of a busload of people if things don’t go well. she’s definitely my bus crush.”
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