bus legs
1. the ability for a person to remain upright and not stumble after a bus has departed, the departure being unbeknownst to the person because he/she has turned away from the bus driver after having paid the fare.
2. the ability to remain upright and not stumble while standing in a moving bus.
you can tell that fred doesn’t have his bus legs because he almost ate sh-t after he got on.
whilst riding the bus one must have “bus legs”. bus legs are very much like sea legs but refer to ones stability while riding a bus standing up. someone who has great bus legs can ride the bus while standing and not need to anchor his weight on anything but the floor.
i-(falls down when bus begins motion)
a-“gee wilikers, what happened?”
i-“i stayed up very late, so i am very fatigued.”
a-“don’t worry you’ll get your bus legs back soon.”
leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns
lack of bus legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance
-bryan falls on stranger’s lap-
“bryan, where are your bus legs at?!”
Read Also:
- Consumer wear
con·sum·er wear: something exported in large quant-ty’s and delivered from often sweatshop labor. consumer wear is produced purely to increase profit regardless of uniqueness, fit and the environment. example of consumer wear: these pants are rectangular shaped because there inexpensive.
- consumopath
n. 1) a person who religiously thrashes stuff after just one use. 2) pejorative for a person who abhors/opposes recycling. derivatives: adj. consumopathic n. consumopathy adv. consumopathically he was a consumopath: he insisted on purchasing those small-sized plastic garbage bags that were the identical size and consistency of the grocery bags which he routinely dumped.
- Ant's-mouth
a very small quant-ty of….. you couldn’t fill an ant’s-mouth with that!
- contominated
all girls who have dated or been with tom you don’t want that sh-t, she’s been contominated
- Con-thinger
a “subst-tute” word used in reference to another word. any long word that begins with the “con-” variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by -ssimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember. note: the subject must also turn the name […]