Bus Stop Beauty Pageant
when one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.
joe: that girl is pretty fine.
steve: yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. hands down.
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