busenbjoern
an individual of limited mental capacity that frequently forgets time, place and surroundings for no apparent reason, answers questions with mumbled monosyllabic sounds of a yet unidentified language, and likes to sleep for an abnormal amount of time.
buck: hey steve, would you like to go out and play some basketball?
steve: naehj.
buck: steve, you sound like a busenboern when you say that. please give me a proper answer.
steve: mjhae
buck: oh steve, you are hopeless.
i really want to apply to us colleges, but i forgot to register for the sat when i thought i already had. i was a real busenbjoern!
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