bush eyes

beady, shifty eyes reflecting a disingenuous, aggressive, immoral, and relentlessly evil nature.
1) don’t look at me with those bush eyes. you’re giving me the creeps; 2) the president, while fishing on vacation, stared into the camera with bush eyes to announce to the hurricane victims that he understood and would respond to their plight.
bush eyes is a phenomena that occurs after spending lengthy periods of time in “bush camps”.

bush camps are any camp removed from civilization and generally the workers at said camps work 4 week rotations in these camps without leaving.
the important thing to note about bush camps is that they are dominated by males and hardly ever a female and especially not attractive ones can be spotted.

the onset of bush eyes can go unnoticed for the four week period if there are no women around. it is easier to notice if there is in fact a woman in camp that you would initially deem “unf-ckable”.

you will notice that women in camp that were at first unattractive will become slowly more attractive until you find yourself fantasizing about having coitus with them.

when you finally leave the bush camp and hit the town, you will probably want to get a few drinks. unbeknownst to most the combination of beer goggles and bush eyes is deadly. these two phenomena together combined to make almost any women attractive.

when you finally see women for the first time after getting bush eyes you will f-ck almost anything in sight.
evan: “mike do you remember how diseased those strippers were last night? i mean.. i was pretty drunk but wow they were just fat as f-ck bro.”

mike: “oh man, i just got off a 4 week rotation and had bush eyes worse than i thought… i actually took one of them home with me. d-mn you bush eyes!”