Bush Hooker


a bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general wh-r–ishness, being a total gay b-tch an very likely to spread a new type of std. you would be wise to avoid the scabbed up bush hooker.
ted: hey steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad sl-t?

steve: nah not her mate, she’s been boarded more times than a p&o cruise liner, and she smells like m-ff garbage too.

ted: oh yeah thats right, thats that gay b-tch that calls herself a “psy-bogan”, what a festy bush hooker
a lesbian prost-tute
tina’s mom is definitely a bush hooker…just look at her clothes!

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