bushman


a directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a comp-ss. one stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a t-rd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the “cred” cycloptic red eye of death seeking solace and maternal comfort. due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as bushman.
no you idiot, you didn’t get boofed by the fuller brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the bushman, aka djpauli (liny) psk.
an ethnic group of people living in botswana who traditionally live by hunting and foraging. in recent years their land has been stolen by the government of botswana and sold as diamond mines. the rate of aids and alcoholism since their relocation is astounding. the bushmen are becoming victims of genocide and greed.
did three months of your salary contribute to wiping out the bushmen? the bushmen are the real gems in this world.
two definitions of the term “bushman.”
1. a member of an ethnic group of short-statured peoples of southern
africa who traditionally live by hunting and foraging.
2. a member of a political group of short-minded people of north america
who live by hunting their opponents and foraging for civil liberties.
bushmen can be found not only in southern africa, but in north america,
too. what do these two tribes have in common? nothing except that both
are pygmies.
bushman is a person who is an under cover , hater, beg and sideman. a female or a male can be a bushman it would just change to “bushwoman”. if two people are having a conversation and third person comes and is either incorrect, hating or begging it there a bushman or bushwoman
person1: alie she peng
person2: am agreeing she is

person3(bushman or woman) : nah she b-tterz

person1: your begging it why you hating for you bushman
a young pothead, who always seems to purchase weed. always offers to smoke you out, but begins to walk in circles because he claims it is “to sketch” or that he, “heard something”. this is commnly used as a distraction for him to continure smoking and take another hit.
that bushman is such a jew, he walked in circles when were blazing.
a man who does not she his crotch!!!! there for it looks like a hugs bush !!!
omg jessie ben has a huge bush !!!!!!!!
i found the bush man i tell little kids to watch out for karma i tell you
a person wearing all neutral, earth tones (i.e. brown, tan, etc.) and little jewelry. (therefore it looks as though they’ve lived in a forest somewhere, surviving on nuts and berries.)
ew i need to change my shirt or else i’ll look like a bushman!

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