Business Bumpkin


business man who was a country b-mpkin in his early years.

hybird of business man and country b-mpkin.

usually wears “dress” boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a b-tton up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
business b-mpkins include the following:
jesse livermore, greatest bear on wall street.
ken lay, enron exc
arthur cutten, wheat speulator

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