Business Plaisual
the type of attire worn by american aid workers in post-soviet countries that sneakily p-sses plaid (and often wool-based) clothing off as business casual attire in their professional workplace, often reinforcing one of two facts: a) all americans are cowboys, or b) all americans are, in fact, canadians.
female volunteer: what’s with the plaid shirt? aren’t we supposed to wear business casual when we go to work?
male volunteer: correction, i am supposed to wear business plaisual to the office.
all other male volunteers: awesome!
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