Business Shit
when you are so hung over, tired, or just bored at work that you pretend to go take a sh-t so you get 10-15 minutes to yourself
man, i was so hung over this morning i had to take a business sh-t for a half hour just to get it together.
the act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a sh-t and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.
there are two requirements that need meeting for your sh-t to be cl-ssed as a business sh-t: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. and the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.
points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the ftse, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
i was having the greatest business sh-t today i could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so i was outa there in a timely fashion
when two people need to take a sh-t at the same time. the first person takes a sh-t in the normal fashion, the second person sits on the first’s lap, facing them, and sh-ts in between the first person’s legs.
used only in circ-mstances where both people are in a hurry. by no means has any s-xual connotation.
“holy sh-t, david, i really need to take a sh-t!”
“dammit, logan, i gotta sh-t too!”
“i guess we’re just gonna have to business sh-t it up…”
“i gotta sh-t so bad, that’s fine with me.”
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