bust out that tape measure
1). usually said in big d-ck p-rnos, the female is often taken in pictures where she is measuring her male actors p-n-s. this does not apply to asian males in p-rn, i repeat, does not apply to asian males.
2). list of p-rnos that often have picture of of adult actresses with the tape measure:
-insanec-ckbrothers
-p-rnstarslikeitbick
-milfslikeitbig
-monstersofc-ck
-freaksofc-ck
female p-rnstar: wow, your c-ck is so huge, i got to see how long it is.
male p-rnstar: well then, bust out that tape measure and we’ll find out. =)
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