before s*x one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. then during s*x the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the *ss and proceeds to get on all 4. then a d*ck is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing sh*t shrapnel everywhere.
got hit by a busted *n*l pipeline last night. it was a gusher.
- took a bernie
when you rail against a small-business owner for not providing all of her employees free healthcare even though she can’t afford insurance herself. i just took a bernie on my local small business grocery store. how dare they not be as rich as the ceo of kroger?!
- chocolate cream sickle
when you f*ck a woman in the *ss and then you make her suck you off till you c*m !! oh i gave your mom a chocolate cream sickle last night !!
- tight doors
another way of saying “tight p*ssy”. opposite of loose v*g*n*. lisa and i were messing around last night and i couldn’t hardly get my d*ck in her p*ssy, she got some tight doors.
- a jimmy
a strange idiot that is obsess with social media and knows nothing about the real world and doesn’t care about anything and just binge watches netflix shows all day. my friend was a a jimmy and my family didn’t like him no more… bye,bye brother! a one night stand gone wrong; horrible s*x with someone […]