but speech
the speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. it starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says “but…” most commonly used in season finales of the bachelor and the bachelorette as well as other dating reality tv shows.
bachelorette: you’re such an amazing person, and i’ve enjoyed getting to know you so much. but…i’m choosing the other guy.
viewer: oh man, she just gave him the but speech!
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