butcher’s apron
the blood soaked rag known as the union jack.
they used to fly the butcher’s apr-n on scottish courts till siol nan gaidheal got it sorted and now they fly the saltire!
the union jack
you wrapped yourself in the union jack – the butchers apr-n
a particularly spiteful s-xual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. one must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. having done so, begin the process of intercourse. in the midst of your p-ssionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of “i had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach”. enjoy the ensuing revulsion.
bro, i totally gave that peta chick a butcher’s apr-n. she cried for hours!
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