butcher’s turd
a standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host’s cooking at polite dinner parties. latterly – and frankly much more amusingly – used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.
“mrs bennet, i do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher’s t-rd” – jane austen, ‘pride and prejudice’. “straight from invading iraq and afganistan, tony blair has laid a fresh butcher’s t-rd by accepting the role of middle east peace envoy” – jon snow, channel 4 news.
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