butt ass china
a way to describe the distance of a friends house in comparison to ones own house from a static location
example: two friends at school one with a car the other with weak short legs that cant walk the 43 miles to his house
small white guy:can you give me a ride home
rather large mexican freind:no dude you live in b-tt -ss china
small white guy:b-tt at leist im not from mexico
rather large mexican freind:f-ck you im leaving your -ss here
small white guy:f-ckin spic
the rather large mexican freind puches white guy is nose then stomps his colon
white guy bleeding from colon and face cries out why oh why do i have to live in b-tt -ss china
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