butt attack
when the muscles of the b-ttocks tighten up suddenly and unnecessarily, causing the feeling that the b-tt is under attack.
often times this happens when you have to p–p really bad.
john: ah, b-tt attack!
moses: you have to p–p, man?
a vexing situation in life that is out of one’s control. a negative turn in one’s day.
man, i can’t believe i overdrew my d-mn checking account- talk about a m-ssive b-ttattack.
a b-ttattack in the afternoon?!? man i shouldn’t have left my cellphone on the table.
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