Butt burrito
when you use someone’s b-tt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their -ss crack with burrito fillings–pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their -n-s– and then eat it.
timothy was upset that tina’s b-tt burrito didn’t have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her -ss crack any way.
a huge solid t-rd, especially very thick t-rds that cause pain when excreted. the blood accompanying a b-tt burrito is sometimes known as “special sauce”.
she sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds… must be laying a b-tt burrito.
p–p!
oh man! i just made the biggest b-tt burrito! i clogged the toilet!
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