butt calipers
a standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. this is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females b-tt fits within that size range. this system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
situation 1:
justin: “i was drinking too much last night and my b-tt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer.”
chris: “that’s unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster”
situation 2:
samer: “i saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my b-tt calipers. unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!”
nick: “you still had s-x with her didn’t you?”
samer: “you’re focusing on all the wrong details.”
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