butt-choke
1. noun/verb
to stick a finger in one’s b-tt in order to induce fecal projection similar to vomit. -n-l bulimia. -er someone who b-tt-chokes, ie: a known b-tt-choker
2. noun
a wide, short cigarette with a long, firm filter specially made to smoke through the -n-s. scented varieties available.
3. noun/verb
a wrestling move in which the b-tt cheeks are used to smother the opponent until unconscious (farting before one’s opponent is knocked out is a penalty)
luke: where did dave go?
chris: he ate too much bacon and cheese so now he’s in the bathroom b-tt-choking.
luke: sh-t, i wish he would learn to do that in the toilet. it’s such a pain in the -ss cleaning that sh-t up.
chris: b-tt-choker!
person #1: my lungs hurt from smoking so many cigarettes last night but i really want one right now.
person #2: want a b-tt-choke?
person #1: b-tt-choke? no, i only smoke those after b-tt-s-x.
announcer bob: it looks like mr. booty-shorts and mac are two evenly matched wrestlers.
announcer steve: wait a minute, announcer bob, looks like mr. bs has got mac in the b-tt-choke.
announcer bob: you’re right steve…and he’s out! i can smell it from here!
announcer steve: b-tt-choke, announcer bob, b-tt-choke.
verb
a. to annoy; to cause frustration
b. to place hands on one’s b-ttocks and squeeze, applying significant amount of pressure.
rush hour traffic really b-tt-chokes me!
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