butt chutney
pieces of poo around the -n-s
i bent her over to “do” her from behind but her b-tt chutney put me right off.
a sauce or relish of rectal origin, chiefly spicy in nature and often compounded of both sweet and sour ingredients, as fruits and herbs, sometimes corn, leaves and other debris with spices and other seasoning.
covington’s visit to the taco stand wagon was topped off with a heaping helping of b-tt chutney. his accomplice nigel stated “by jove, you’ve done it again with your foul and pungent b-tt chutney, my dear old boy!”
fecal discharge of more robust composition than b-m gravy, but less substantial than normal const-tuted t-rd. rating approximately 5 on the bristol stool chart.
oh man i had such amazing b-tt chutney after the curry last night.
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