butt cold


really cold. so cold that even liz’s b-tt is cold.
me: dang, it’s cold. how cold is it, liz?
liz: it’s b-tt-cold
the temperature of your b-tt after sitting down on a cold toilet seat.
jerome: why are you taking that blanket with you to the bathroom?
t-raw: i don’t want to get b-tt-cold!
usually, your mom’s fingers and feet get cold first and her b-tt, because it’s so d-mn big, is the last thing to get cold. so if her b-tt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can’t get much colder.
a: it’s b-tt cold today.

b: yes, but your b-tt is smokin’ hot.
when your b-tt catches a cold, it sneezes and sniffles alot and maybe itches, and leaks and makes alot of mucous.
i caught a nasty b-tt cold. it may have been from those spicy nachos…

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