Butt Commando
a b-tt commando is a h-m-s-xual male that sneaks up behind heteros-xual men and sneakily pulls their pants down forcing their c-ck inside their -n-s. after a man has been the victim of s-xual har-ssment by a b-tt commando they are scarred for life and tend to wear tighter pants.
man 1: dude you won’t believe this but i saw a short, sneaky, b-tt commando in the street the other day.
man 2: woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
man 1: yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude’s -ss for a few seconds before he noticed.
man 2: what did he do after?
man 1: he just turned around and ran away fast.
man 2: what a b-tt commando.
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slang for a new york city taxicab. “oh man, i took a thirty dollar b-tt leopard home last night. so expensive.” “i hooked up with this girl in a b-tt leopard last week. it was sticky.”
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what happens when you sit on a smartphone with the twitter app installed. similar in concept to b-tt dialing, but more embar-ssing because it can be seen by the whole world. herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry m-ffins derp: @herp wtf? herp: @derp sorry, my smartphone keeps b-tt tweeting.
- butt thrusty
wanting to thrust your p-n-s into the nearest -ssole. generally a gay connotation, unless specifically noted for use with a female. “i’m staying away from chuck tonight, he seems a bit b-tt thrusty.” or “whenever i see lisa i get so b-tt thrusty towards her…”