butt-cough
a.k.a fart
baldur: ‘quit b-tt-coughing, it makes me h-rny.’
jeremiah: ‘sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can’t stop b-tt-coughing.’
when you’re standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. much like an uncontrollable cough.
as joe witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the penn-york league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his b-tt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.
when you do not want anyone to know you farted.
“hey joe did you just fart?”
“no man, my -ss has a cold and just b-tt coughed”!
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