butt crunch
to tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.
p-ssenger: hey watch it, you almost b-tt crunched that car!!
b-ttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the b-ttocks of those who interact with it.
verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the b-ttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.
derivatives
b-ttcrunchy adjective
b-ttcrunchingly adverb
1. your mom’s twenty-cheese c-sserole was such a b-ttcrunch! i didn’t even know there were that many cheeses!
2. she looked so good in that tiny dress that she b-ttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.
3. the special effects in that movie were so b-ttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.
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