butt flakes

a thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the b-ttocks. it results from smearing b-tt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. as it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people’s nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
man, mandy is such trailer trash. i did her doggy style even though her whole b-tt was encrusted with b-ttflakes. each thrust i drilled into her shook off more b-ttflakes, creating a thick green mist of b-tt flakes, and i gagged.
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a motor vehicle driver that, when turning left, does not enter the nearest correct lane.
stupid b-ttflake! now i can’t change lanes!
the stuff underneath ur fingernails after u scrath ur -ss; also used as a term like b-tthead, an insult much as nubcake
ace, you are a b-ttflake.
those who have it, despise it. those lacking it, desire it. this paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than b-ttflakes. what are b-ttflakes, you ask?
historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their b-ttocks. common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the b-ttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. scientists have come to identify this characteristic as b-tt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, b-ttflakes.
person #1: “wow, my b-tt feels sore.” -peels off layer of clothing- “what is this? my b-tt has more cracks than the san andreas fault!”
person #2: “oh you silly thing, you have b-ttflakes! duh!”
a a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the b-ttocks. it results from smearing b-tt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. as it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people’s nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
man, mandy is such a sl-t. i was gonna do her doggy style but her whole b-tt was encrusted with b-ttflakes.

man, i went to a gay bar last night but i couldn’t breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown b-ttflakes.