the art of taking ones lips to the rim of another individuals well seasoned sphincter for a period of time long enough to flavor the partic-p-nts lips.
gavin decided after some foreplay to give
- naughty talk
talking dirty and/or just s-xual for no reason. hey joe hey you’re such a swine as in pork, ham , bacon, and sausage? so basically, i just called you delicious. -makes poker face- heh heh heh. naughty talk!
- sp*ce jazz
a state of the art format of jazz that was created in 2015 by sound pressure labs. it is performed through a six channel hexaphonic audio system creating a 3 dimensional audio experience. usually played in combination with digital music and live musicians. sp-ce jazz is a spherical audio simulation.
- raw banana
when you put on a condom and the girl wants it unprotected so instead of taking it off from the bottom she decides to rip it off from the tip “unpeeling the banana” and puts it inside here man i can’t believe i wasted a condom on a raw banana
- advice sl*t
a person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway. advice sl-t: hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week? friend 1: hey! i just helped you with your lineup an hour ago! friend 2: g-d, you are […]
it all started in 1976, when mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with jim. jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in jims mound of pubic hair. “these are not normal crabs!” cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing […]