butt flossing
to take someone’s pillow case, turn it inside out, then continue to floss your unclean -ss with it. then turn the case back to normal and return. then the user must smell your sh-t unknowingly. normally this action is done in revenge and doesn’t have to be done with a pillow necessarily. t-shirts, blankets, towels, etc are also game. happy flossing
me: last night i was b-tt flossing my room mate, keaton’s, pillow.
jeremy: why did you do that?
me: he drank the last of the milk.
jeremy: understandable.
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