butt freeze


similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones -n-s. its when you get up in the middle of the night to sh-t only to realize that the toilet is so cold the sh-t you are taking freezes your -sshole shut. b-tt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression “that sh-t was cold man” is derived from b-tt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.
p1 (walks to toilet…) “owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee b-tt freeze!!!!!”

p2 (in next stall) ” what the f-ckleberry!!!

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